Homestuck Re-read Part 62: HOMOSUCK.
Today has been good! I'm starting this update since me and my friend had plans to watch a movie that was a bit disappointing compared to what I expected, but I'm probably gonna give the sequels a shot to see if they improve / continue it. I've gotten a bit more done with my go-to-typescript documentation tool rewrite. I am beginning to think I might need to just bite the bullet and sit down and study the go ast parsing/type checking docs quite seriously if I want this to work, but I'm thinking I might have cracked it. Gotta see how this approach plays out.
Anyway we have about 60ish pages of Homosuck to read today.
Homestuck
Starting with being Dave. This part is passing by pretty quickly since there's no dialog.
HE WOULD TALK INTO HIS GLASSES OR SOMETHING. LIKE A PITIFUL LOSER. IN DOING SO HE WOULD SUMMON BELOW HIS RECTANGLE. WHAT IS KNOWN AS. A PESTERLOG.
IT IS NEVER ADVISABLE TO OPEN A PESTERLOG. YOU SEE. THE BUTTON IS A TRAP. WHICH WHEN SPRUNG. RELEASES WORDS UPON WORDS. WHICH ONLY SERVE TO REMIND YOU. OF YOUR INTENSE DISLIKE FOR THE PEOPLE SAYING THE THINGS. AS WELL AS. HOW LITTLE REGARD THE AUTHOR HAS. FOR YOUR VALUABLE TIME.
The alpha and beta girls ("[Dave's] COMELY HAREM OF HOOCHIE MAMAS") immediately get to work with sburb shit only to be interrupted by John's appearance. John is not standing for Caliborn mangling their story like this It's just getting sort of bizarre. There is even an equine traffic collision. Roxy is killed instantly.
Dave wields a blade made from pornography and slays a witch.
John attempts to prevent paradox-incest from occurring. However additional Dave's are sicced[^1] on him.