Homestuck Re-read Part 77: 131 pages left.
We've got another 36 pages of Homestuck today and. I am not feeling great about myself in the slightest. Which isn't very fun but, whatever I guess.
HOMESTUCK.
Our first villain for the ultimate showdown finally arrives and it is the cybernetically enhanced Spades Slick with The Felt. His first course of action is to drop the oven containing his lackeys.
Jake is not feeling great about his chances.
Spade then spots the other Jack Noir who has Lord English brain and flies off to beat him up instead. Leaving The Felt with Jake.
Meanwhile on Derse the strike team prepares to murder the Condesce. John doesn't particularly care that they';re going to fight betty crocker. As the battle is about to begin someone issues fatherly admiration of their stand.
Meanwhile, in a dream bubble somewhere. She recruits Karkat for their final assault on Lord English. The upd8 ends with him hoping Dave is okay.
Thank you for reading. I'm sorry it's so short and terse I'm just, doing fucking awful right now.